The Fourth...
Okay, so I have decided I guess I'm the only person that's not that into fourth of july. I just really couldn't care less about this holiday. Not the sound unpatriotic, I love my country and everything, but this holiday in montgomery means two things: a) don't get on the roads, because the drunk people will run you over in a tremendous attempt to make it to their lake house in record time to drink more beer. b) don't go to the lake planning to go out in your boat, because the lake, however big, is not big enough to hold everyone's boat. blecch. this holiday has turned into a real joke. Last year for the fourth, i was in colorado climbing a mountain. happy fourth of july to me! The year before that, i don't think i did anything. I don't even think i have a memorable fourth of july story to tell. This year I am actually going to see the fireworks. WOO HOO! So, I hope everyone has a great Fourth of July! Drive safely!
posted by Lauren @ 10:32 AM
4 Comments:
fire works are great execpt when u blow somthing up ur not suppose to.
JACLSON D. GARRETT (fireworks extrodinair)
once again, Jackson cannot spell. I think he should put speller extrodinair after hiw own name. ps arent you the little debbie downer of the fourth of july?? but you are right ab these people who are from Monty and have never left town to go on vacation unless its to the lake. they drive like country came to town. scary stuff, esp when alcohol is in the mix...or as they like to call it, moonshine!
Ok, Montgomery is not the only city were people drive drunk on the 4th of July. And Montgomery is not the only city whose residents leave town to go to the lake. God bless America, Happy 4th of July, my wallet's too small for my 50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight. WAH. Ya bunch of commies.
ok so i think we should elect laura as monty's official defender. because she always defends. I on the other hand, completely agree. monty is full of a bunch of country came to town freaks.
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